Crocodiles in Ohio?

Welcome to Ohio!

No, this isn’t a plot from one of my stories, but an actual news report: 

A 7-foot crocodile was swimming in an Ohio creek as elementary school kids played in the water

This occurred in West Alexandria, about 1.5 hours from my front door by car. (I haven’t been to West Alexandria, but I have been to nearby Eaton.)

Thankfully, no one was hurt. 

The article notes that crocodiles are “not native to Ohio”. Indeed. That is one of the payoffs of the sometimes bitter winters here.